Tuesday, October 13, 2009

from '7 Reasons Not to Mess With Children'

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physical ly impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied "Then

you ask him."