Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Up To My Arm Pits In Arbitrary


I am fed up with hearing arbitrary accusations directed at Main Street.   Moreover I'm sick of Main Street wearing the shoe all the while the banksters looking down their noses at us as though we would be screwed without them.   Main Street wasn't overleveraged until we lost our jobs.

How much is too much, exactly?  Approximately? 

Too much of what, specifically?  Generally?

Were there too many birthdays? Weddings? Did we take too many vacations?  Did we buy too many Xboxes, flat screens or ipods?  Did we download too much music, spend too much on clothes?   Did we trade in too many old cars for new cars?  Maybe we ordered too many pizzas!! Did we remodel our homes too much, go to the gym too much?  Did our children take too many fieldtrips, eat too many Happy Meals?  Did we allow them to have too many pets?  Too many kinds of pets?  Were there too many hoards of Hotwheels, Beanie Babies and/or Pokemon cards?  Is my grass too green?   Did we have too much fun, drink too many Red Bulls, fly too frequently?  Did we run the a/c too much.  Did we buy too many refridgerator magnets?   Did we subscribe to too many movie channels? 

Then tell me how much is too much?  

I need to know because I’m pretty sure that Stu Varney’s accent is too annoying. Jim Roger’s bow tie is too tight,  Katie Couric has too many pages in her notebook and George Clooney is way too good looking. 

:)